A list of the most dangerous of the villains in The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam as compiled by Adventurekateers William and Richard.[1] Updated as currently and completely as possible.
1. The Die-brarian[2] (See Note 3)
2.
4a. King Mammal (it's a common misconception that he is Captain Laserbeam's 9th most dangerous foe)[1]
4b. The Die-brarian[4] (Unclear if tied with King Mammal, or if King Mammal has changed rank after it was reported.)
5a. The Waterfowl[5] (Unclear if tied with Lady Haiku, or if she was ranked 7th at the time.)
5b. Lady Haiku (alternates between 5th and 7th)[6]
7. Lady Haiku (alternates between 5th and 7th)[6]
[..]
29. Rhinocerist[9]
30. Tinker Taylor[9]
Notes[]
- The Bluebird of Unhappiness and the Purple Puritan are tied as Captain Laserbeam's 5th most dangerous color-themed foes.[10]
- The Numbler retired from crime,[11] so probably lost his ranking. It appears that by Try Triangle Again, Shape Ape has taken this ranking.
- Captain Laserbeam said he'd rank The Die-brarian at #1,[2] but that likely was a lie.
- If it was a lie, Die-brarian might lose his ranking of #4 since he's doing charity work instead of crime.
- If it wasn't a lie, it'd presumably bump the previous #1, #2 and #3 down a spot, perhaps even the whole list (except for Lady Haiku) if Die-brarian and King Mammal were tied for 4th.
References[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Royal Pains (TAH #28)
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 Book, Line, and Sinker! (TAH #134)
- ↑ Stolen Kisses (TAH #7)
- ↑ Paperback Fighter! (TAH #130)
- ↑ Waterfowl Play (TAH #18)
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Poetic Injustice (TAH #49)
- ↑ Irrational Numbler (TAH #36)
- ↑ Try Triangle Again (TAH #207)
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 9.2 Tinker Taylor and Tyler Too (TAH #79)
- ↑ Even Bluebirds Get the Blues (TAH #55)
- ↑ Three Sides to Every Story (TAH #163)