Cursed at First Bite is an episode of Beyond Belief.
- Frank Doyle - Paul F. Tompkins
- Sadie Doyle - Paget Brewster
- Robbie - Mark Gagliardi
- Robbie - Craig Cackowski
- Spooky Hal (Narrator) - Hal Lublin
Mason Grance comes to the Doyles' door, utterly desperate. He's been bitten by a Robbie the Roughhouser doll and fears he's turning into one. As Frank and Sadie look on, he transforms. Mason then bites Frank.
When Sadie leaves the room to get medicinal alcohol, Franks transforms into a Robbie doll as well. Sadie returns, and Frank opens the door to let in even more Robbie dolls.
The dolls begin roughhousing, and Frank and Sadie realize they must find the alpha doll to break to curse. Frank questions the other dolls, and Sadie slashes its throat with Occam's Razor. The curse is broken, and the dolls transform back into their human selves.
- Sadie: None of you lumps of plastic had better think of taking a bite out of me!
- Robbie: Pfft, shows what you know! We don’t bite girls.
Robbie the Roughhouser SongEdit
- Sneakers, ball cap, torn t-shirt,
- and grass stains on his trousers.
- For shenanigans or monkey shines
- It's Robbie the Roughhouser.
- This episode is a part of the TAH 8-Year Anniversary Special
- This segment was recorded as part of the Concert Film at Largo on October 6, 2013. The cast list for that version may be found on the Concert Film page.
- This segment was also performed at the Bell House in Brooklyn on May 11, 2013, with Scott Adsit appearing along with John Hodgman.
- Clink count: 4
This is the 22nd episode of Beyond Belief and the 122nd Thrilling Adventure Hour. The previous episode is Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars - The Thing From This Same Planet! and the next episode is The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam - Secret Disservice. The previous episode in Beyond Belief canon is #116, The Devil You Know, and the next episode is #125, Art Imitates Life.
This episode was recorded at Largo on March 2, 2013 and released on June 17, 2013.