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Genie from the Bottle is a song from the Beyond Belief episode Djinn and Tonic

It is sung by JK Simmons, James Urbaniak and Mark Gagliardi, and written by Ben AckerBen Blacker and Andy Paley

First SongEdit

Genie
I'm the Genie from the bottle
So hello, and how are you, and all of that?
I'm the Genie from the bottle
That you rubbed and so here I am in seconds flat

I'm the Genie from the bottle
That bottle that you're holding in your hand
I'm the Genie from the bottle
You've summoned me, your wish is my command

Henchman
He didn't jog here from New Jersey 
Or jet from old Bombay
A puff of smoke and then he spoke
His hocus-pocus way

Genie
I'm the Genie from the bottle
I've been around since many years BC

Henchman
He's the Genie from the bottle

Genie
So don't try that million wishes stuff with me

Henchman
He didn't hitch in from Hoboken
Or trek from Timbuktu
You rubbed the jug and now this mug
Will make your dreams come true!

Genie
I'm the Genie from the bottle
That's a bottle, not a saucer, not a dish

Henchman
He's the Genie from the bottle

Genie
Now who's the lucky stiff who gets a wish?

Second SongEdit

Genie
I'm the Genie from the bottle
And I grant you your first wish in but a blink
I'm the Genie from the bottle
Here's more booze than even yous could ever drink

Third SongEdit

Genie
I'm the Genie from the bottle
So goodbye and au revior and let's a scram
I'm the Genie from the bottle
I'll grant your wishes, cause a granter's what I am

I'm the Genie from the bottle
Gonna grab a cup of joe, now that's the truth
I'm the Genie from the bottle
Cause coffee's for granters only,
Poof!

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