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Getting Nowhere Fast is a song in The Piano has Been Thinking, the musical episode of Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars.

Written by Andy Paley.

Performed by: Sparks Nevada, Rebecca Rose Rushmore, and Croach the Tracker (Marc Evan Jackson, Linda Cardellini, and Mark Gagliardi).

LyricsEdit

Rebecca
Take off your boots and stay awhile

Sparks
Shucks ma'am don't mind if I do

Rebecca
The way you say that makes me smile

Sparks
I look at you and see that's true


That moon sure makes a pretty light

Rebecca
Hey keep your eyes on me

Sparks
I'm just remarking on the night

Rebecca
There's better things to see

Sparks
Why can't we just take it slow?

Rebecca
There's one place we gotta go

Together
So let's get nowhere fast

Rebecca
At last I've found my only one

Sparks
What could she be thinking of?

Rebecca
Never more the lonely one

Sparks
I'm in like and she's in love

This girl's got stars in her eyes

Rebecca
They're shining just for you

Sparks
But stars belong up in the skies

Rebecca
This guy hasn't got a clue

Why won't he pick up the pace?

Sparks
Ugh we ain't going anyplace

Together
So let's get nowhere fast

Rebecca
The time is now, and here we are

Croach
Sparks you're needed at the bar.

Sparks
Great!

Sparks and Rebecca
So let's get nowhere fast

Croach
They're getting nowhere fast

Sparks, Rebecca and Croach
So let's get nowhere fast!

Chords Edit

Unofficial chords for this song can be found here

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