Hal Loobin is a WorkJuice Player and the fucking *man*.
It is rumored that, at age six, Hal Loobin killed a full-grown black bear using only a Bowie knife. In truth, it was two polar bears, and he used the tweezers from a Swiss Army Knife.
Being The ManEdit
As has been previously mentioned, Hal Loobin is the fucking *man*.
The Power of FlightEdit
It is rumored that Hal Loobin can fly. These rumors are true, though Loobin humbly refuses to display these powers in public. He claims they shall only ever be deployed "in the case of a national emergency, and my country needs me."
Paul and Storm did thisEdit
It was really Paul, but if you don't think that Storm had something to do with this then YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES.