Lady Haiku (Alison Brie) began her crime wave in New Utopia before descending upon Apex City. She lives in the Zen Den.

By her own design, she alternates between being Captain Laserbeam's 5th and 7th most dangerous foe

Her devious death trap is the Wheel of Karma.


Non-Canonical Appearances



Crime and destruction
Are the best ways that I know
To say I love you.

Apex City ends
And a better burgh is born

Make it a triple.
Defeat is a dish best served
To anyone else.

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