Low Down Ralph is a robot outlaw on Mars. He used to date Steel Magnolia. He played poker with the Poker Buddies gang after Alloy Roy left, before they decided to form a gang. Ralph is an ornery robot, with the rowdiest gang in the western sector, which is why Magnolia broke up with him. Ralph's gang consists of two other robots, who are adamant about not being brothers.
Ralph found the plans to rob the space train on the list-serv, but instead of joining the outlaw fracas, went to confront Alloy Roy and his gang directly.
Ralph had gotten a defrag recently, which made him draw his guns really fast. Ralph and his gang all fired on Alloy Roy's gang, but all of them shot at C.H.A.R.L.I.E., and ran out of ammo. Alloy Roy, Steel Magnolia and Buck 209 then shot back and spread out their fire, killing Ralph and his gang.
- Sparks Nevada's Robot Rogues in Distrustified (TAH #136)