Molar Express is an episode of Beyond Belief.
Frank has to go to the dentist, which he hates and had to get blackout drunk to do. He's woken by Greta, the receptionist, who tells him about her failed relationship with the dentist, Dr Frankenstein, and how she used to be his hygienist until she suffered a terrible car accident that destroyed her mouth. The doctor repaired her mouth, and she became engaged to Curtis, who nursed her back to health.
While examining Frank's teeth. Frankenstein tells him how he repaired Greta's teeth - he used the teeth of the criminally insane. Frankenstein then calls Greta in to prove there is nothing wrong with her.
Geta tells them about the 32 voices in her head that command her to kill at all times, and seems to have them barely under her control. Her fiance, Curtis, stops by for a teeth cleaning, and she send his off to the store to get rope with which to tie her down (so she doesn't kill anyone).
Frank realizes that her murderous impulses are set off by Curtis, and Frankenstein manages to convince her to become his hygienist (and lover) once more.
Frank: Now Doc, about these teeth you put in your receptionist. Humor me here, they weren’t dead people’s teeth were they?
Frankenstein: (laughs) No of course not! What am I, a regular dentist?
Clink count: 1
In this episode, there are two awkward silences created by Workjuice Players cracking up. In the introduction, Hal Lublin as Spooky Hal reacts with laughter to Paul F Tompkins' pantomime, done without Paget Brewster to join him. Tompkins prompts Lublin to continue his opener with the word "Join...".
Later, Autumn Reeser cracks up at the spooky chord of music following her outburst. Tompkins (as Frank) jokingly covers it up within an ad-lib: "She's shaking with RAGE!".
This is the 133rd episode of the Thrilling Adventure Hour. The prior episode is a Sneak Peak at Eban Schletter's new podcast and the next is The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam - Book, Line, and Sinker!. The prior episode in Beyond Belief canon is #129, The Deceased Charm of the Bourgeoisie, and the next is #140, Touch of Keeble.
This episode was recorded at Largo on June 1, 2013. It was released on September 9, 2013.