Paperback Fighter is an episode of The Adventures of Captain Laserbeam.
- Captain Laserbeam - John DiMaggio
- Papercut - Craig Cackowski
- Adventurekateer Dana - Annie Savage
- Heroic Hal (Narrator) - Hal Lublin
Captain Laserbeam is raising money for the Apex City high school marching band at the car wash when the Adventurekateer distress call goes off. The Adventurekateers inform him that the Die-brarian has returned to Apex City. Captain Laserbeam sends the Adventurekateers to the car wash and heads to the Die-brarian's secret lair, the Card Catacombs.
As Laserbeam fights Papercut, a henchman, the Die-brarian activates his Tableau Ray and forces Papercut and Laserbeam to act out a Die-orama of The Cask of Amontillado. Upon remembering Leslie and Bethany's words, Captain Laserbeam uses his laser willpower to escape and captures the Die-brarian in his freeze laser.
- This episode, with minor variation, was performed prior to podcast canon in The Thrilling Adventure Hour in The Room Live.
This is the 130th episode of The Thrilling Adventure Hour. The previous episode is The from NerdHQ at SDCC 2013 and the next episode is Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars - Into Darkness. The previous episode in Captain Laserbeam canon is #123, Secret Disservice, and the next episode is #134, Book, Line, and Sinker!.
Recorded at the Horton Grand Theater at San Diego Comic-Con on July 19, 2013 and released on August 19, 2013.