Patriot Brand Cigarettes is a fictional brand of cigarettes that is one of the sponsors of the Thrilling Adventure Hour.
Jefferson Reid, Ace American 1Edit
Jefferson Reid, Ace American 1 (TAH #3) pauses for a word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes after Act 1.
- Full title: "11.5. A Word From Our Sponsors – Thomas Jefferson on Patriot Brand Cigarettes"
- "Thomas Jefferson" at SoundCloud
- Released March 25, 2011. Recorded September 10, 2010 at Largo. Performed by John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Directed by Aaron Ginsburg.
A Famous VoiceEdit
- Full title: "13.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Mystery Celebrity Paget Brewster"
- "A Famous Voice" on SoundCloud
- Released April 6, 2011. Starring Paget Brewster. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by the Andy Paley Orchestra.
Ace and Mr. PresidentEdit
Ace and Mr. President (TAH #21) pauses for a word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes.
- Full title: "29.5. A Word From Patriot Brand Cigarettes – Elites"
- "Elites" on SoundCloud
- Released July 30, 2011. Starring Samm Levine and John DiMaggio. Written by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. Music by Andy Paley and the Andy Paley Orchestra.
- Full title: "A word from Patriot Brand Cigarettes. Dateline, Washington DC"
- "Washington DC" on SoundCloud
- Released September 27, 2011. Recorded on March 5, 2011 at Largo. Starring Mark Gagliardi and Craig Cackowski.
"Start off your day light up the American way
Those founding fathers picked a crop
That launched our nation to the top
Smoke smoke smoke for Uncle Sam
Pledge you allegiance
To Patriot Brand."
Patriot Brand ElitesEdit
"Oh to be, in the high society
A string of pearls and evening gown
About to step out on the town
But I don't leave my penthouse suite
Unless I'm packing
A pack of Elites.
The air is rare, I'm sorry life's not fair
Let common folk take common tokes
While we smoke the champagne of smokes
Let's take a stroll down easy street
All the high rollers
Are smokin' Elites."