Sincerely, Colonel Tick Tock is sung by Colonel Tick-Tock, Gilbert, and Sullivan in the The Cross-Time Adventures of Colonel Tick-Tock episode Gilbert & Sullivan. It is performed by Craig Cackowski, Paul F. Tompkins, and Neil Patrick Harris.
- In answer to your queries
- Please pay attention, dearies
- A simple quantum theory shall explain
- In terms of this production
- I'll spare you the deduction
- And give you introduction just the same
- Not John nor Mick nor Andy
- Not James, Terrell, nor Sandy
- Some people call me Randy, heavens no!
- A title and a surname
- Not quite the same as your name
- Not just any his or her name, tally ho!
- Most trusted by the royal crown
- I boast a title of renown
- The toast of jolly England town
- The name is Colonel Tick-Tock
- I man the timeline for the queen
- Command her royal time machine
- Her lands have always ever been
- The charge of Colonel Tick-Tock
Gilbert & Sullivan
- Hurrah! Hooray!
Tick Tock: Pip pip! Quite so!
- A time machine you say?
Tick Tock: I do!
- Pray, please don't think us bold
- What does the future hold?
- What does it hold?
- You'll know fortune and great fame
- Go on to critical acclaim
- But all your operas sound the same!
- Sincerely, Colonel Tick-Tock!